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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPermitting infrastructure projects is just expensive paperwork with angry town meetings.
Professional buffer between power lines and angry retirees.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating bureaucracy, ignoring neighborhood complaints.
ow.you▸ ZONINGSENTRY 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes community opposition with targeted data
You navigate complex zoning laws and sit through endless community town halls to secure construction permits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a neighbor's anger shifts from civil to litigation-ready.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map all zoning codes into a searchable database.
Month 3
AI software generates perfect commission filings in seconds.
Month 7
Bots simulate public feedback to streamline approval processes.
Month 11
Algorithms determine the exact bribe to offer landowners.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system issues all permits without a single human meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,200
Town hall hours wasted
12 percent
Permit denial rate
90 liters
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A lifetime supply of town hall coffee vouchers.
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