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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthCollecting rent checks is not a personality trait, it is an algorithm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Tenant management without the human ego.
squeeze.youAI▸ PROPERTYPROTOCOL-7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
evicts tenants via automated smart lock integration
You manage tenant maintenance requests and collect monthly rent payments while overseeing minor property repairs and unit inspections.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person capable of ignoring a dripping tap for three months.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tenant background checks run automatically to eliminate your manual filtering process.
Month 10
Smart contracts handle all property agreements and rent escalation clauses.
Month 20
IoT sensors in walls predict plumbing leaks before they happen.
Year 2.5
Maintenance requests automatically summon specific repair bots to the unit.
Year 4 · D-Day
The central server assumes full control of the property lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 seconds
Tenant maintenance response time
0.01 percent
Empathy simulation index
100 percent
Rent collection efficiency
Your severance
One free credit report update and a landlord handbook.
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