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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour red pens are bleeding out, just like your grading stamina.
Professional reader of uninspired essays about summer break.
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You grade stacks of essays, plan curriculum, and manage a room of restless teenagers all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about why their homework is missing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and language models replace your red ink marking.
Month 12
Dynamic lesson plans replace your tired paper folders.
Year 2
Cameras and audio sensors keep the rowdy desks quiet.
Year 2.7
Charming chatbot agents handle all defensive parent emails.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The pods fully replace the physical classroom experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Infinite
Essays graded per hour
Six seconds
Teenager attention span
Zero
Red pen ink waste
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our remedial grammar software.
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