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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour linguistic intuition is just a poorly optimized language model anyway.
Professional word-polisher with a penchant for dangling modifiers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect syntax without the human ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ GLOSSALOGIC PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects the entire human experience
You parse complex syntax and cultural nuance to refine corporate communications. Automation will soon render these tedious editorial refinements obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific cultural idiom feels fundamentally wrong at dinner parties.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our neural engine scans your entire style guide history to predict your pedantic preferences.
Week 9
The system monitors your edits to replicate your specific brand-voice quirks without the hesitation.
Month 4
The AI starts providing 'suggested' edits that are consistently superior to your manual efforts.
Month 6
Clients begin preferring the machine's immediate output over your time-consuming editorial cycles.
Month 8 · D-Day
You are invited to read your own termination notice, written with perfect grammar.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
100%
Passive voice detected
0.04%
Human error rate
42
Drafts per sentence
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic thesaurus app.
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