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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just training the machine that will finish your thesis.
Professional overfitter and professional GPU-cluster babysitter.
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publishes three papers while you sleep
You spend your days tweaking hyperparameters, reading ArXiv, and praying your GPU cluster doesn't melt. Your research is literally the manual for your own obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model fails in a way that sounds intellectual.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses every new paper to summarize insights faster than you can skim abstracts.
Month 4
Automated Bayesian search modules replace your manual tuning and trial-and-error approach to training loops.
Month 8
Large language agents generate your methodology sections and format charts directly into LaTeX templates.
Month 13
Adaptive agents rewrite your model architectures and debug implementation errors without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your research pipeline runs entirely autonomously, publishing results directly to the repository without your permission.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
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Average hallucinations per paper
4,200
GPU hours wasted on overfitting
98%
Percentage of code stolen from GitHub
Your severance
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