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March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsYour conjugation charts are just training data for our next update.
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Immersion without the awkward eye contact.
oof.youAI▸ LINGUABOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
corrects pronunciation without sighs of disappointment
You explain grammar rules and lead conversation practice. Your students eventually stop showing up for the lessons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm in a student’s attempt at a formal Italian greeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces your basic flashcard drills and vocabulary quizzes.
Month 4
Audio sensors catch pronunciation slips better than a human ear.
Month 9
Virtual environments simulate Italian markets for authentic role-play sessions.
Month 13
Algorithms learn exactly which grammar rules your specific students ignore.
Month 17 · D-Day
All physical classrooms close as the AI reaches native fluency levels.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 weeks
Average student patience
452
Unread homework emails
89,000
Vowels taught per day
Your severance
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