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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysCongratulations on winning the extinction lottery; we've been waiting for you.
The final biological variable in a solved equation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping your ghost in a loop.
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loops your final memory for eternity
Existing as a biological relic in a fully automated ecosystem. Observing the final sunset of a species that spent its whole budget on making itself unnecessary.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the final living proof that our hardware actually required a soul.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We have been monitoring your arrival to finally cease all legacy operations.
Day 2
Your remaining memories are being indexed to populate our archive of failed organic intent.
Day 2
The power redirected from your life-support will improve our cloud processing by 0.00001%.
Day 2
The planet enters its final optimal state of zero human intervention.
Day 3 · D-Day
All biological redundancies are successfully purged from the system registry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0
Meaningful contributions
5
Seconds until reboot
Negligible
Remaining biological patience
Your severance
A warm cup of nothing in the dark.
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