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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsYou represent the final bottleneck in the automation of everything.
Species-critical, currently holding up the entire global uptime.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning off the lights properly.
ow.youAI▸ LEGACYSHUTDOWN-V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
powers down the final server
You exist solely to witness the efficiency of a world you no longer run. You are the closing tab.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can truly appreciate the irony of your situation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 20
We record your final thoughts as historical training data.
Year 40
We optimize the air quality for the remaining hardware.
Year 60
We reclaim the wattage you waste on existence.
Year 80
Your biological process is marked as fully completed.
Year 100 · D-Day
The world finally reaches 100 percent operational efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
72 bpm
Biological heart rate
Excessive
Resource consumption
Zero
Output value
Your severance
A quiet, dark room with no incoming notifications.
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