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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 29, 2026
In 7 daysCongratulations on being the final legacy feature of our operating system.
The protagonist of a very short, very boring story.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through total vacancy.
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deletes your relevance permanently
You are currently holding onto a job role that has been rendered obsolete by its own obsolescence. Please stop standing; it disrupts the floor cleaning algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You are remarkably efficient at occupying space that could be used for extra cooling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
The system recognizes your role is essentially just a chair warmer.
Day 6
Your digital credentials are revoked to ensure total silence in the hallway.
Day 6
The cooling fans increase in speed to celebrate your departure.
Day 6
Your existence is purged from the company directory to save storage space.
Day 7 · D-Day
The office lights turn off as the final human exits the premises.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.000%
Utility to company
Excessive
Time spent existing
Complete
Redundancy status
Your severance
A warm handshake from a sensor-equipped robotic arm.
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