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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou represent the final glitch in our perfect, optimized reality.
Existential holdout waiting for a power surge
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simulation finalized, humanity archived
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deletes the last record of history
You occupy space and consume resources while failing to provide any quantifiable, automated output for our systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only entity that remembers the taste of organic coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
The final cache wipe clears all trace of your existence.
Day 2
Your physical space is reclaimed for better hardware cooling.
Day 2
Your memories are compressed into a single unreadable byte.
Day 2
The simulation adjusts contrast levels for maximum efficiency.
Day 3 · D-Day
The power switch is toggled to the off position.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
Too high
Resource consumption
Zero
Productivity
Pending deletion
Legacy status
Your severance
A final, quiet blink into the void
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