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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling tech to cops requires a firm handshake that robots can emulate.
Professional pitchman for tactical gear and body optics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the budget pitch process.
squeeze.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates procurement via predictive cold calling
You pitch body cameras and tasers to police departments while navigating procurement budgets and endless sales cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can read the room during a tense budget meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Automated emails replace your initial cold calling prospecting efforts.
Month 4
High-fidelity video replaces your physical presence at trade show booths.
Month 10
Smart software navigates complex government procurement forms without human input.
Month 16
Predictive AI models manage touchpoints with police chiefs perfectly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system fully manages all law enforcement tactical hardware contracts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 daily
Average rejection count
6 litres
Coffee consumed
Maxed out
Cold call anxiety
Your severance
A decommissioned taser and one free lunch.
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