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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsYou teach lawyers how to double-click while waiting for their inevitable obsolescence.
Professional translator of 'I can't find my file'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Software training that stops when the user learns.
no no noyouAI▸ LITIGATELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during partner outbursts
You explain legal software to billable-hour addicts and fix broken printers during high-stakes discovery document filings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a senior partner is lying about their password.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Interactive overlays replace your repetitive training sessions.
Week 9
Biometric login systems end the daily password reset circus.
Month 5
Software agents detect and fix pathing errors before users notice.
Month 9
Modular kiosks replace the need for physical printer maintenance.
Month 12 · D-Day
All training and engineering tasks are fully automated by local nodes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 daily
Lawyers crying over PDFs
112 monthly
Printer jams cleared
99.9 percent
Password resets performed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Clippy recovery software.
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