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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou automate legal tasks while waiting for your own automation.
Full-stack code architect in a room of paper pushers.
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Automated compliance, zero human latency.
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enforces global compliance policies instantly
You build micro-apps for litigators and enforce AI governance policies across the firm's data systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely explain to a confused partner why their favorite macro finally broke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start checking your code for security and compliance gaps.
Month 4
Autonomous bots automatically revoke insecure AI permissions across the firm.
Month 8
Litigators use natural language tools to build their own legal apps.
Month 13
Specialized scripts rewrite your custom micro-apps into modern cloud-native structures.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the firm transitions to self-healing architecture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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App backlog depth
18 percent
Governance policy violations
too many
Meetings about AI
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