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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy billing your own obsolescence into the firm's legacy system.
Junior document wrangler with aspirations of actual billable hours.
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Filing discovery documents before you even ask.
squeeze.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 4000 pages of evidence per minute
You spend your days binding massive trial bundles, photocopying confidential documents, and organizing endless, mind-numbing discovery spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge a partner's mood by the slam of their office door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition software starts reading your physical binders automatically.
Month 4
Routine legal correspondence is now drafted by a simple language model.
Month 8
Cloud-based indexing bots replace your physical document room and archive.
Month 13
Electronic signature verification removes the need to chase partners for ink.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your desk is now a plant stand in the firm's new lobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
too many
Coffee breaks per day
412
Paper cuts per annum
infinite
Hours spent binding
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium font library.
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