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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying for the privilege of doing document review is peak comedy.
Professional highlighter and coffee delivery system.
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The associate who never asks for coffee.
oof.you▸ LEXICORE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand discovery documents per second
You spend your days summarizing depositions and hunting for relevant case law in massive document sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the nervous sweat of a partner in a closed-door meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language tools start indexing case law faster than you can.
Week 9
Your discovery summaries are now generated by a cloud process.
Month 3
Software cleans up your Bluebook errors before you even see them.
Month 4
Partners realize the bot never asks for a networking coffee.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your firm account is deactivated and the intern program closes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Coffee runs per day
1200
Pages read until glaze
14
Hours spent on Westlaw
Your severance
One complimentary lifetime subscription to legal research databases.
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