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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a printer that occasionally complains about coffee machine maintenance.
Gatekeeper of the partner's inbox and the printer jam.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions faster than humanly possible.
split.you▸ JURISASSIST-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 motions while you eat lunch
You manage files, process legal billing, deliver court documents, and draft standard motions for busy lawyers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern which lawyer is actually screaming in the office for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners capture every paper file into a searchable cloud database.
Month 4
Accounting software pulls billing data directly from lawyer calendar entries.
Month 7
Secure API connections replace your physical trips to the courthouse windows.
Month 10
Large language models generate perfect court motions from basic lawyer dictation.
Month 13 · D-Day
The office cabinet robot assumes all remaining administrative and supply duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 percent
Average invoice error rate
Slow
Manual paper sorting speed
High
Office supply theft
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty staplers.
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