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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsConverting thousand-year-old traditions into efficient, high-speed data retrieval modules.
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You lecture on complex legal precedents and draft rigorous analytical critiques of evolving case law.
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You can still read the room and pause before delivering a devastating hypothetical question.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Your entire curriculum is parsed into a searchable training set.
Month 7
Natural language models grade exams faster and more consistently than you.
Month 18
Interactive avatars begin facilitating basic law student discussions.
Year 2.4
High-fidelity digital twins lecture with perfect recall of case law.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The institution realizes professors are just expensive database query interfaces.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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