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Will AI replace Law School Security Guard jobs? · Latest report #hvpnqky4
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsWatching law students pretend to study is a tragic waste of processing.
Professional hall monitor of future litigators.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only witness that never blinks.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-LAW V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records infinite hours of idle chatter
Walks hallways to monitor building access and student behavior. Reports campus incidents to administration.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique authority to tell a stressed law student to go home.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-definition vision models begin mapping every inch of campus hallways.
Month 10
Biometric scanners replace physical ID checks at the main entrance.
Month 20
Quiet electric platforms begin rolling routes to monitor building perimeters.
Year 2.5
AI systems auto-generate and file all routine security incident documentation.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The last human guard is politely asked to vacate the lobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
3 mph
Average walk speed
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
99%
Incidents solved by staring
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm breakroom coffee.
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