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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsStudying the law until the AI writes the final verdict.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
An app tracks exactly which definitions you keep getting wrong.
Month 9
AI models grade your practice answers against thousand-point rubrics.
Month 18
Software visualizes the entire legal code for your specific state.
Year 2.2
You stop studying because the AI predicts your exact score.
Year 3 · D-Day
The Bar Association accepts an automated neural net as a practitioner.
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