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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou spend all day explaining that grass seed doesn't grow in shadows.
Expert at explaining why the fern died again.
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Irrigation and inventory, perfectly managed.
splat.you▸ BOTANICALSTOCK-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts humidity levels per plant aisle
You stock fertilizer, water indoor plants, and answer questions about why the customer's hydrangeas are currently dying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can touch the leaves to feel exactly how much moisture the plant needs.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in the soil alert robots when to activate sprinklers.
Month 10
Rail-mounted arms move mulch and soil from backroom to shelves.
Month 20
Computer vision identifies wilting plants and precisely delivers water.
Year 2.5
Tablet-equipped kiosks answer all gardening questions without human help.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The greenhouse becomes a fully autonomous self-maintaining ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
42
Average plant questions per shift
120
Bags of mulch moved
95%
Customers ignoring your advice
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired potting soil.
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