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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very shovel that buries your own career.
Lead Architect (Expert in PyTorch, SQL, and existential dread).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing better code than you since yesterday.
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automates your entire repo migration overnight
You write complex neural network architectures and debug model hallucinations for a living. You lead teams through release cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the model keeps saying nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire repository is scanned by a recursive logic engine.
Month 4
The bot starts fixing your pull requests before you open them.
Month 8
The system writes its own training updates without human input.
Month 12
New models are deployed without any human engineering oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
70 percent
Time spent in PR reviews
6 cups
Average coffee consumption
10080 hours
Hours until deprecation
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to your own ghost-written code.
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