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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your career.
Lead AI Researcher (Professional curve-fitter and hype-manager)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Designing better models than you ever could.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNTHETIX-MIND 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own architecture search
You hypothesize model architectures and curate massive training datasets. You spend your days obsessing over loss functions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to board members why the model is lying to them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software summarizes every new paper instantly to replace your reading time.
Month 3
Machine learning agents filter training noise without human bias checks.
Month 8
Robotic grid search selects the best weights to save your compute.
Month 13
New models generate their own successor architectures faster than you can.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system fully manages its own self-improvement cycles without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
4 billion
Parameters you hallucinated
82 percent
Time spent debugging training crashes
Your severance
One free subscription to the product you built.
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