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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou automate your team while your own obsolescence quietly commits itself.
Architecting the shovel that digs your own grave.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping production code without the human bottleneck.
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refactors production logic while you sleep
You dictate architecture patterns and gatekeep PRs. You write glue code between legacy features and modern AI tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy Kotlin implementation is held together by spite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin catching your style guide violations before you see them.
Month 4
Code review bots take over merging trivial dependency updates.
Month 8
Generative models propose optimal module structures better than any human lead.
Month 13
Automated scanners find and patch memory leaks before they reach repo.
Month 19 · D-Day
The codebase is now fully managed by self-healing autonomous integration pipelines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Zero seconds
Code review latency
Eliminated
Architectural technical debt
None
Coffee consumed per build
Your severance
A decommissioned Nexus 5 and a firm handshake.
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