Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Lead Cashier jobs? · Latest report #kqzjqbkd
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsBeep, scan, bagging: the human interface is nearing total obsolescence.
Professional scanner of barcodes and dealer of loyalty cards.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless checkout for a frictionless world.
oof.youAI▸ SCANMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes returns with zero human empathy
You scan items, manage cash drawers, handle returns, and oversee the register line during rush hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a customer is lying about the price tag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The app removes the need for human card solicitation.
Month 5
Smart drawers reconcile themselves without human counting rituals.
Month 10
Cameras identify produce instantly without manual PLU codes.
Month 16
Dynamic lighting directs customers to open automated kiosks.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The physical checkout counter is replaced by a payment gate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Unlimited
Items scanned per second
Zero
Cash drawer errors
Nonexistent
Small talk latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of store-brand gum.
Discussion
