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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou orchestrate perfect plate drops until the bride inevitably starts crying.
Professional cat herder for hungry, intoxicated wedding guests.
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Perfect service without the unscripted attitude.
no no noyouAI▸ EVENTHOST AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rearranges banquet halls in under six minutes
You manage table layouts, buffet lines, and timing for formal events. You solve client crises under immense time pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a guest needs more wine before they even ask.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map the venue to calculate optimal plate distribution patterns.
Month 5
Weight sensors trigger replenishment long before trays look empty.
Month 13
Autonomous trays replace human servers for routine plate delivery.
Year 2.1
AI models learn to ignore guest requests that violate budget.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The entire catering operation transitions to fully automated event management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
450
Average napkin folds per shift
12
Seconds to fix buffet spill
3.2
Bridezilla mood swings managed
Your severance
One complimentary buffet plate and a stiff drink.
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