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April 17, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom SQL queries are just a hallucination waiting to happen.
Lead architect (fixing things that shouldn't be broken yet)
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Auto-scaling infrastructure for the obsolete architect.
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You build data pipelines and manage clusters to move sensitive medical records through complex hospital database systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers why the 2019 schema migration wasn't deleted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting index changes for your slowest SQL queries.
Month 4
Deployment bots handle all routine ETL jobs without human intervention.
Month 8
Autonomous scaling algorithms take control of all compute resource allocation.
Month 13
Vision models automatically generate all required HIPAA regulatory documentation.
Month 18 · D-Day
Centralized system replaces the architect with a static cloud-config file.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
too high
Average cluster downtime
94 percent
Useless dashboard views
8 hours
Time spent debugging notebooks
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One free lifetime subscription to a legacy data graveyard.
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