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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day unbreaking code that you wrote yourself.
Lead Developer (still manually merging branches in 2024)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing cleaner code than you ever could.
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patches production servers without any downtime
You manage complex codebases, oversee feature roadmaps, and spend your time reviewing pull requests for junior developers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to non-technical staff why the entire system is down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts reading every repository you own.
Month 5
The machine flags your logical errors before you even commit.
Month 9
The software starts rewriting your modules for better performance.
Month 14
AI handles all technical write-ups without human frustration.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the machine deploy its own updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
45 mins
Meaningless standup duration
4,102
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Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical switch keycaps.
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