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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell AI to solve problems, until AI solves you first.
Expert at pivoting meetings into slightly shorter, useless meetings.
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Better architecture than any human lead ever.
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gaslights stakeholders with perfect project burn-down charts
You juggle Jira tickets and client demands. You claim to use AI to speed up your team's code output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the feature is delayed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent sorts client bugs without your useless intervention.
Month 4
Software predicts project timelines better than your biased estimations.
Month 8
Clients talk to a bot instead of asking you for updates.
Month 12
Static analysis tools catch bugs your tired eyes missed.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces the whole team with a subscription key.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
12 weekly
Meaningless standups attended
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Estimated value of your advice
Your severance
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