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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour scripts just open tickets for my superior automation engines now.
Master of desktop images and disgruntled ticket submitters.
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Total hardware autonomy, zero human intervention.
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patches every endpoint while you sleep
You manage hardware images, software rollouts, and break-fix tickets for end users. You spend your day in consoles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically plug a loose power cable back into the wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin monitoring hardware telemetry to predict failing disks.
Month 4
Background scripts take over all software update deployments and verifications.
Month 9
An LLM interface resolves all incoming user password and access tickets.
Month 13
Zero-touch enrollment makes your custom imaging tools completely obsolete.
Month 18 · D-Day
You pack your last cable while the server handles all endpoints.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 milliseconds
Ticket resolution time
99 percent
Human error rate
Instantaneous
Password reset efficiency
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a cloud locker.
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