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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou optimize loops until the heat death of the graphics card.
Lead Engine Engineer (currently weeping over DirectX documentation)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect frame pacing, zero human error.
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compiles shaders at zero cost
You write low-level rendering code and manage engine performance. You fight memory leaks and shader compilation bottlenecks daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively identify which mysterious header file is breaking the entire build.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent flags your memory leaks before you see them.
Month 4
Smart models replace manual shader tweaking with instant generation.
Month 8
Automated compilers handle legacy tech debt without needing your input.
Month 16
Continuous profilers adjust draw calls in real-time autonomously.
Year 2 · D-Day
The engine is now self-maintaining and prefers not to be touched.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 hours
Average build time
Infinite
Spaghetti code count
11/10
Optimization stress score
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a GPU benchmarking site.
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