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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour technical debt is accumulating interest that only we can afford.
Lead Engineer (still manually mapping requirements to Jira tickets)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping code and closing deals faster.
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optimizes system architecture for maximum profit
You manage engineering sprints and talk to clients to justify scope creep. The machine does this cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models flag your syntax errors before you even commit.
Week 13
Software writes your sprint tasks based on business goals.
Month 8
Sensors detect client frustration faster than your intuition does.
Month 15
The machine commits and ships code without human oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
You receive a thank-you email from the system administrator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
14 liters
Coffee consumed per sprint
94 percent
Client calls that could be emails
112 yearly
Architectural diagrams drawn on napkins
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