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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsProfessional meeting attendee who has forgotten how a compiler actually works.
Lead Engine Developer (Head of Meetings and Slide Decks)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synchronizing project status without human friction.
oof.you▸ SYNCENGINE PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all microphones during unproductive status updates
You coordinate team members and pacify stakeholders instead of writing code. Your engine exists in slides, not reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder about a deadline with genuine, human confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending your project summaries directly to stakeholders.
Month 6
Sensors map your developers to tasks, making you redundant.
Month 13
AI models generate architectural designs based on engine requirements.
Year 1.9
Logic bots balance art and code needs via data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the project tracking suite is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
98 percent
Average stakeholder pacification
Zero per week
Actual lines of code written
Infinite to one
Meeting-to-work ratio
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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