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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Jira tickets are just digital tombstones for your own career.
Scrum Master of the doomed, patcher of leaky buckets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance, zero human opinions.
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clears the backlog while you sleep
You chase security patches and babysit scrum ceremonies to keep infrastructure alive. Automation is already finishing the job.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy server crashes when it rains.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vulnerability scanners start auto-generating the tickets you usually create manually.
Month 4
Smart agents crawl your documentation and auto-fill ISO audit requirements.
Month 8
A dashboard replaces you in standups by tracking progress automatically.
Month 13
Systems start applying security patches to servers without human review.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4000 monthly
Jira tickets closed
12 annually
Audit panic attacks
99 percent
Scrum meeting boredom
Your severance
A PDF copy of the ISO 27001 standard.
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