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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified dictionary generator with a higher salary and worse output.
Professional wall-staring expert and buzzword architect.
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hallucinates revolutionary strategy in seconds
You spend your time staring at whiteboards and generating buzzwords to justify unnecessary brand pivots.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at reading the room when the CEO is furious.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your entire folder of half-baked ideas is uploaded to the cloud.
Week 6
A generative model produces 10,000 concepts in the time you blink.
Month 3
Vision models learn your specific brand of corporate nonsense.
Month 4
The AI generates slide decks directly onto the conference display.
Month 6 · D-Day
The whiteboard is erased and you are formally disconnected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
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Average buzzwords per meeting
14 hours
Time spent staring at blank walls
Critical
Post-it note consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium thesaurus.
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