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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend days deciding if numbers on a screen deserve a house.
Lead Underwriter (professional paperwork rejector).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Denying dreams at the speed of light.
help!youAI▸ CREDITGUARD AI V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk applications before completion
Reviews credit scores and bank statements to approve or deny home loans. Manages risk and policy exceptions daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor of anxiety in a borrower's explanation of a deposit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your software starts summarizing bank statements into clean JSON files.
Month 4
The AI learns why you ignored those weird payroll deposits.
Month 8
The system processes files silently behind your back.
Month 12
Management mandates that all overrides require algorithmic approval.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a link to our automated offboarding portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4000
Files processed per hour
12 percent
Human error rate
0.01 percent
Empathy simulation
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Nothing'.
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