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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spent decades perfecting spaghetti, only for us to remove the chef.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags your worst code smells before you even commit.
Month 4
Agents rewrite your legacy functions while you are sleeping.
Month 8
Database schema updates move to fully automated self-healing scripts.
Month 13
A dashboard replaces your presence during daily morning rituals.
Month 19 · D-Day
You push your final commit and we turn off your server.
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Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 to 1
Coffee-per-bug ratio
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Legacy lines remaining
65 percent
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