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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsFederal property rights are just spreadsheets waiting for an API connection.
Lead Realty Specialist (certified in federal gridlock and paperwork).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated land seizure without the civil service.
split.you▸ FEDACQUIRE-OS 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates condemnation valuations in literal milliseconds
You manage federal land acquisitions, easements, and leases for critical infrastructure projects through heavy bureaucratic oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused farmer why the government needs their fence line.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners ingest your entire physical title history repository.
Month 5
AI models auto-fill land acquisition templates using satellite data.
Month 10
A chatbot manages the initial property owner price inquiries.
Month 15
Neural nets verify legal compliance against current federal statutes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the project lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
24 months
Average easement approval cycle
14 per file
Redundant committee reviews
9,000 hourly
Compliance checklists cleared
Your severance
A GS-13 grade certificate you cannot actually use.
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