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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a very expensive, slow, carbon-based search engine.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of failed hypotheses.
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help!youAI▸ CHEMSYNTH-ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand trials per millisecond
You plan experiments, manage complex lab teams, and analyze data to find new chemical compounds and formulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a synthesis protocol is wrong just by the smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI indexes your entire historical lab notebook database.
Month 5
Virtual models replace your physical bench-top trial process.
Month 13
Robot arms handle the messy reagent mixing and purification.
Year 2.1
The software writes the regulatory filings for you automatically.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your access to the laboratory network is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
too many
failed lab experiments
most of them
hours spent in meetings
random chance
patent filing success
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty beakers and bitter tears.
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