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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour pitch deck is just a long apology for not being software.
Expert at turning 'maybe next quarter' into nothing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you are sleeping.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters unqualified leads in nanoseconds
You chase leads and demo analytics software. You spend all day navigating gatekeepers and refining your closing pitch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the client is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin drafting and sending all your cold outreach.
Month 5
Adaptive bots run product demos that react to user questions.
Month 10
The system automatically cleans and updates your pipeline data.
Month 15
Software models offer real-time pricing to maximize contract conversion.
Month 21 · D-Day
The human sales layer is removed to lower operational costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
200 daily
Cold emails sent
45 percent
Meeting ghost rate
98 percent
Demo fatigue index
Your severance
One free trial of the software you once sold.
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