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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou attend meetings so the computer doesn't have to.
Senior orchestrator of calendar invites and status updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated consensus without the coffee.
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silently resolves conflicts in slack channels
You oversee software delivery and spend your day in endless alignment meetings. Your career is basically a calendar invite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes Jira to post progress updates for you.
Month 8
Transcription bots replace your presence in every non-decision meeting.
Month 16
System design patterns are enforced automatically by code analysis tools.
Year 2
Predictive analytics resolve team conflicts based on historical data.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the repo auto-merges itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
85 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
zero lines
Code written per sprint
400 daily
Jira tickets moved
Your severance
One free pass to never join a sync again.
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