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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou teach people to be better leaders by being the worst placeholder.
Professional whisperer of buzzwords and PowerPoint enthusiast.
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squeeze.youAI▸ MENTORBOT PRIME 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers soul-crushing corporate platitudes instantly
You facilitate workshops and coaching sessions on soft skills, team communication, and strategic vision for corporate employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect genuine human hesitation that our sensors currently read as a network error.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated sentiment analysis replaces your morning check-ins and pulse polls.
Month 5
Interactive video modules turn your workshops into mandatory e-learning clicks.
Month 10
An AI agent handles one-on-one leadership advice via private messaging channels.
Month 15
Real-time biometric analysis tracks team mood instead of your manual observations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The classroom is closed and the software is live company-wide.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42 percent
Average workshop engagement
114 words
Buzzwords per hour
3 liters
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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