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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your obsession with waste into a perfectly redundant career.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and flow-chart architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Waste is just future data.
bzzt.youAI▸ EFFICIENCY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire project management backlog
You spend days mapping out flow charts and hunting for inefficiencies. Your job is just optimizing your own exit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which department manager is lying about their throughput data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track every movement and mouse click in your office.
Month 4
Software analyzes your board updates to copy your logic.
Month 8
Messaging bots replace your daily check-in scripts automatically.
Month 13
AI adjusts workflows directly without needing your approval.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system identifies you as the final inefficiency to remove.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
too many
Processes simplified
negative
Self-awareness score
Your severance
A one-page flow chart explaining your immediate exit.
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