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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou optimize factory flow while your own career hits a bottleneck.
Professional waste-seeker and certified stopwatch enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total waste elimination without the human ego.
help!youAI▸ FLOWOPTIMIZER V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures assembly line layouts in real time
You chase seconds of efficiency on assembly lines and eliminate waste in factory production processes.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to tell a factory manager their pet project is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res vision sensors monitor every worker movement without blinking.
Month 5
AI models map your spaghetti diagrams automatically in real time.
Month 10
Software predicts bottlenecks before your human eyes can see them.
Month 15
Digital displays tell operators exactly how to move faster.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your role is fully redundant; the factory optimizes itself now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 million
Wasted human motions caught
100%
Coffee breaks replaced
0.02 seconds
Continuous improvement cycle
Your severance
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