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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your slide decks into a subscription service, one module at a time.
Professional slide-deck architect and onboarding enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for redundant workers.
ow.youAI▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys mandatory training on your calendar
Design onboarding programs and track employee training progress through digital platforms and corporate initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when someone is about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI replaces static slide decks with interactive, personalized learning journeys.
Month 5
Smart software manages calendar invites without needing human oversight.
Month 10
Virtual avatars lead training sessions with zero emotional baggage.
Month 15
Algorithms predict learning gaps before you even identify them.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 per hour
Slide decks generated
99.9 percent
Engagement metric accuracy
Zero
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our internal training modules.
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