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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou teach people to do what you are about to lose.
Professional slide-deck designer and mandatory meeting facilitator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating enlightenment, one mandatory video at a time.
oof.youAI▸ EDUSYNC ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward questions
You build training decks and track course completions to prove employees are learning things they will immediately ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a trainee stops listening to your Zoom presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots replace your manual pestering of overdue employees.
Month 4
Generative models produce training slide decks from internal policy documents.
Month 8
AI avatars deliver training sessions without needing a human host.
Month 12
The system self-optimizes course content based on viewer retention metrics.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human intervention is removed from the corporate education stack entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000 yearly
Training hours wasted
88 percent
Completion rate apathy
2GB per deck
Slide deck weight
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic training module.
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