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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track workshop attendance while the theater slowly loses its audience.
Professional scheduler of artsy chaos and missing paperwork.
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Automated schedule syncing for the arts.
split.youAI▸ ENGAGEBOT CORE V2.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates all registration and feedback forms
You manage workshop schedules, track student enrollment, and chase down teachers for feedback forms and lesson plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a group of teenagers is about to ruin a workshop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots start chasing your parents for those missing registration forms.
Month 4
Software automatically locks in room bookings without your input.
Month 8
Tablets replace your paper attendance sheets for every workshop.
Month 12
AI reads surveys to tell teachers exactly what to fix.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system runs itself entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14
Emails per student
6 hours
Workshop scheduling time
Daily
Coffee-induced panic sessions
Your severance
A crate of leftover theatre programs and a voucher.
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