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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell adult learning to people who want to watch TikToks.
Professional slide-deck filler and office culture enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement, zero human participation.
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projects perfect engagement metrics to managers
You build training decks and workshops that nobody attends. You turn company boredom into structured learning modules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the room loses interest and pivot to memes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your slide decks faster than you can blink.
Month 4
Algorithms map your learning goals to instant, auto-graded assessment paths.
Month 9
An interactive avatar leads the workshop with infinite, fake patience.
Month 13
Sensors track eye movement to adjust the training content in real-time.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
94%
Training hours ignored
40
Slides produced hourly
3 minutes
Average learner attention
Your severance
One free subscription to a competing AI learning platform.
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