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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsScheduling training courses you were never going to attend anyway.
NHS admin survivor, spreadsheet sorcerer, meeting booker.
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Automated compliance, zero human errors.
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sends automated reminders until they comply
You manage course registrations, room bookings, and training records for clinical staff. You chase compliance data constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the patience to talk a confused consultant through the login process.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically syncs training needs with clinician rotas.
Month 5
Algorithms migrate your messy spreadsheets into unified secure databases.
Month 10
Staff self-serve rooms and slots without your constant intervention.
Month 15
AI flags non-compliant staff to managers without human drafting emails.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
142
Emails per shift
4000+
Spreadsheet rows
Sub-optimal
Training attendance
Your severance
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