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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsConverting compliance boredom into automated slide decks for your inevitable departure.
L&D Associate (Professional chaser of expired module completion).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance, zero human patience required.
split.youAI▸ CERTIFYBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags missing signatures in real time
You track training hours and upload compliance modules for regulators. You spend your days chasing signatures for mandatory forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague decides to ignore the training video entirely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins indexing all internal training content for readability.
Month 4
Scripts replace your manual follow-up emails with persistent, automated reminders.
Month 8
The system automatically updates training status based on real-time employee data.
Month 13
Auto-generated reports go straight to regulators without your manual oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4,200
Pending compliance forms
98%
Slide decks ignored
12,000
Regulator emails sent
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your own redundancy.
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