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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou curate empty content modules for employees who have muted the tab.
Professional curator of mandatory compliance slides and quizzes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement through infinite loop gamification.
help!you▸ COURSEPULSE ENGINE 2.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all corporate alerts in your sleep
You configure digital training modules and track completion metrics for disinterested staff. Your existence is a notification badge.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a training module will bore someone to tears before it launches.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software scans all modules for broken links and outdated content.
Week 9
API bridges eliminate manual user permission updates between HR systems.
Month 5
Aggressive notification agents harass employees until compliance metrics reach target.
Month 8
Generative models produce training slide decks faster than human review.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access to the admin console is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
98 percent
Completion compliance rate
450 monthly
Hours spent updating links
11 seconds
Average learner attention span
Your severance
One free trial of a course you built.
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